You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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