that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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