you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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