Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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