are you still at the devil's house?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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