all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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