I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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