I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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