loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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