People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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