it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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