I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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