I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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