he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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