Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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