Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
