dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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