sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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