David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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