Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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