Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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