Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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