when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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