Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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