don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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