She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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