I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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