Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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