I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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