He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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