Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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