I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I love you. Go after that dick
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