Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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