I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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