Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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