she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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