I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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