Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
try to milk me bitch
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