so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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