Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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