bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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