I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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