im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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