We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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