i jhust puked up my retainher.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Buhtt sex?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
