So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Randomize