Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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