On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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