it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
How's work?
Spinning.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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