thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Randomize
