great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
