Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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