"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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