after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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