So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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