So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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