I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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