return my video game
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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