Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
