CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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