no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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